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Faceplant Demotivational Poster


CLUMSY PANDA - I'm not clumsy. It's just that the floor hates me, tables and chairs attack me, and the wall just gets in the way.


TAGS: faceplant clumsy
Rating: 4.72/5

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Airman - November 9, 2011, 2:53 pm, #225654
Einstein Panda returns!


FACEPLANT -




DETERMINATION - Even if you fall flat on your face You are still moving forward


TAGS: determination faceplant
Rating: 4.43/5

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Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:15 am, #247743
Nice fall
mariand - June 8, 2011, 2:49 pm, #219694
lol


GERMANY - THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING RIGHT -


TAGS: german girls drinking german beer guten tag and thanks for the assist faceplant
Rating: 4/5

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forseti - May 3, 2011, 2:22 pm, #217978
WE CAN PLAY HOCKEY! Have a look at the world championship!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:17 pm, #212140
I sure do miss Germany from time to time, many a good memory from when I was there, this was one of them!
champ99 - February 10, 2011, 4:15 pm, #212139
sehr gut! Zwei Bier bitte! Prost!
il_smartass - February 25, 2010, 9:51 pm, #160814
sehr gut!!! prost!
Derek - February 24, 2010, 9:05 pm, #160604
They got a couple of goals off one of the best teams in the World. Can't be too bad.
Faceplant31 - February 24, 2010, 8:25 pm, #160596
Cheers!


FACEPLANT'S CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT - The Only Rule You Must Chug A 16oz Beer On Each Teebox It's for a good cause. Really.


TAGS: faceplant golf charity
Rating: 4.08/5

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ICEMAN - June 25, 2010, 10:25 pm, #181751
I'm in. Set me up for a tee time. Just as long as it ain't b***wiper.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:17 pm, #181746
and LMAO@stitches.
agdaniele - June 25, 2010, 10:16 pm, #181745
This piucture was taken on the way to the 2nd tee.
Faceplant31 - June 25, 2010, 2:21 pm, #181686
It went really well. I only got 7 stitches over par.


PROFESSIONALS - Don't need parachutes




FACEPLANT! - Because nobody love you!


TAGS: faceplant
Rating: 2.36/5

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fabio - May 6, 2009, 12:35 am, #78113
Dhalsim WINS!


CONFIDENCE -


TAGS: confidence fall faceplant
Rating: 4.57/5

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CANADA - July 5, 2010, 11:30 am, #183351
lol. been there, done that
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 4:50 am, #183337
@face i bet is the whiskey for you, for me is the "another one bites the dust" line
Faceplant31 - July 5, 2010, 3:28 am, #183328
domt know why but i love it. 5L


HEAD PROTECTION - Umbrellas don't work.


TAGS: helmet ouch faceplant
Rating: 2.9/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 11:28 pm, #110323
lolz


THE INTERNETS -


TAGS: simple question faceplant
Rating: 4.83/5

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Gramaticus - September 11, 2011, 4:49 pm, #224161
Funny
Sean - May 16, 2011, 2:10 pm, #218624
Hilarious.
Greeny - May 13, 2011, 7:26 am, #218519
Nice Airman, and true! The'Internets' has everything! I saw it!
TheOne - May 12, 2011, 5:09 pm, #218491
Nice.


DEDICATION - well they did say to steal 2nd at all costs




FACEPLANTS - This is what happens, when we try to defy gravity....




BRAKES FAIL -


TAGS: bicycle faceplant brakes wytch
Rating: 2.44/5

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forseti - August 9, 2011, 3:32 am, #222740
hey wytch, how about quality over quantity? you don't have to create ten posters a day! ;)


STOICISM -




SUCCESS IS... - how high you bounce when you hit bottom. General George Patton




Faceplant -




SINCE 1870 -


TAGS: bicycles men faceplant epic fail
Rating: 4.75/5

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djrcreative - January 21, 2012, 8:55 am, #227884
Indeed. Took me some time to find a pic where it seemed guaranteed. I don't see how people rode Penny-farthings, and I'm sure falling off was a frequent occurrence.
maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 2:26 pm, #227818
THat's True !


FACEPLANT CLASS PICTURE -




THE NEW MODS -


TAGS: faceplant mooooo reality lord hammer
Rating: 4.53/5

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autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 7:18 pm, #209527
Wow, had no idea, Jews were involved, ****, I should run off the site now! lmao What diff does it make?
rerun - January 9, 2011, 7:14 pm, #209526

It's a club.....
Cubbybear - January 9, 2011, 7:08 pm, #209525
What's with all the Jewish Mods?....LOL!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 5:52 pm, #209519
Agg, I didn't say FAP!
agdaniele - January 9, 2011, 5:07 pm, #209515
I told you to go with padded walls.
GreyScorpion - January 9, 2011, 4:05 pm, #209514
$400 damage to the drywall alone this weekend at MotiHQ. gonna have to give them the 5LB'r. and I thought with those emmense forearms they sport, they'd have been able to grip it better
agdaniele - January 9, 2011, 3:43 pm, #209513
Put that thing down... you don't know how to use it!
autumnspirit - January 9, 2011, 10:40 am, #209493
Fab! lol 5L's


AN ARTIST'S TORTURED SOUL - Misunderstood, ridiculed, belittled. All they want is to see you caper and dance. Bastards all...


TAGS: faceplant sickartist chompers clowns tortured souls
Rating: 4.2/5

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Chompers - June 23, 2010, 7:42 am, #181411
I'm not so much tortured as the torturer
sickartist - June 23, 2010, 6:29 am, #181410
Genius is pain 5L
agdaniele - June 23, 2010, 1:22 am, #181391
Too soon.


TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: helmet tough vegetable juice faceplant
Rating: 4/5

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jameswnash - August 26, 2010, 7:55 pm, #190873
Gonna feel that one in the morning


FACEPLANT31 - Now you know what he goes through everyday


TAGS: pies and clowns but mostly faceplant31
Rating: 3.38/5

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Faceplant31 - March 8, 2010, 3:41 pm, #163183
I can tend to do that to people.
Eternal Lord Jackass - March 8, 2010, 2:51 pm, #163173
This picture kinda creeps me out, I feel like he's looking at my soul.
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 8:18 pm, #156029
glad to see you working away from your earlier look what I found's
Dr. Rusak - February 3, 2010, 7:50 pm, #156019
I know this poster is overused, but at least the idea is mine
GreyScorpion - February 3, 2010, 7:29 pm, #156017
A very nice tribute to Face, but Doc, this pic was used 2 days ago 88218, do you not look at other posters?
Faceplant31 - February 3, 2010, 7:22 pm, #156016
... and thats how the slaughter started. Thanks Dr.


THE NEXT WORD IS -


TAGS: faceplant spelling bee
Rating: 4.8/5

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autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 2:16 pm, #209411
Looking at my comment, it almost looks like a dig. So not what it was. Like to try to make my 5L's funny ;)
autumnspirit - January 7, 2011, 8:58 pm, #209382
lol Vote Me! I'm smarter then (5 5th graders!)
Faceplant31 - January 7, 2011, 3:43 pm, #209359
amsome! I bet i could beat those kids,............... with a lead pipe


ANY REGRETS? -


TAGS: faceplant is just cool like that
Rating: 4.53/5

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Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 9:31 pm, #172739
Effin A Cotton, effin A. 5L


FACEPLANT -




I DID IT WITH CLAIRE -


TAGS: claire moooo aggy faceplant greyscorpion
Rating: 4.28/5

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Hawamleh - December 27, 2010, 8:37 am, #208409
theres always someone with a worse story ...
Reality Lord - December 27, 2010, 5:50 am, #208404

...you fapped to aggy talking to Mooo?.....man i thought i was sick!
Hawamleh - December 26, 2010, 4:39 pm, #208348
Goddammit man I was doing a no-fap December, and then this came along... FFS
5150monkeylove - December 26, 2010, 2:44 am, #208323
Friggin Awesome!
Claire - December 25, 2010, 10:42 pm, #208283
HAHA! I lol'd so hard.
ICEMAN - December 25, 2010, 9:36 pm, #208278
Oh sure, let in the unwashed masses why don't ya'.


FACEPLANT'S FAMILY PICNIC - brats, beer, games and fun for all


TAGS: faceplant
Rating: 4.22/5

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Faceplant31 - March 16, 2010, 10:57 pm, #165276
Beautiful! Thank you sir! I am honored. Its a shame i forgot to put water on the slide before i said go
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 8:51 pm, #165259
yep, that's faces kid alright....apple didn't fall far from the tree there..5L
spacedog - March 16, 2010, 8:43 pm, #165257
HA! I'm guessing this girl got a little help from Face's right foot. Nice one Airman.
agdaniele - March 16, 2010, 7:48 pm, #165241
Good times! 5L


FACEPLANT31 -


TAGS: lets all hope he makes it to faceplant32
Rating: 4.14/5

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Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 6:32 pm, #168173
ROR! Touche' aggy.
agdaniele - March 30, 2010, 6:28 pm, #168172
There's a short-bus full of droolers who might disagree with you... if they could.
Faceplant31 - March 30, 2010, 6:21 pm, #168171
Helmets are for smart people.
Dariodee - March 30, 2010, 6:14 pm, #168167
No helmet...
Faceplant31 - March 29, 2010, 11:52 am, #167806
Thank you good sir! 5L and fav'd.


AT THE CARNIVAL OF MOTIFAKE - We have doorkeepers to repel the unwanted. And to scare the bejesus out of those of us who are AFRAID OF CLOWNS!!




FACEPLANT31 - Don't call him a pothead. He hates that.


TAGS: faceplant31 tribute
Rating: 4.11/5

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Faceplant31 - January 22, 2010, 9:43 pm, #153843
AMSOME Pro Thanks. You umm nailed it on the head 5L
Bartimaeus - January 22, 2010, 8:48 pm, #153832
lol Great pun! 5/5


FACEPLANT'S DELIGHTED GIGGLE... - As he closes in on his next subject ready to rend and tear to the heart and leave the rest of us to stare... (and clean up the mess)


TAGS: faceplant giggle tear rend
Rating: 4/5

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Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 7:06 pm, #178966
Im game for whatever yall wanna do.
thatonechick - June 3, 2010, 6:49 pm, #178964
I was jk. Face asked our permission, so if he doesn't want it, we're not gonna. :) ...Okay, maybe occasionally.
Chef - June 3, 2010, 6:40 pm, #178962
Aye and double AYE!
R.S.Jake - June 3, 2010, 6:39 pm, #178961
Nonsense Poopy Pants! BumbleBee Tuna!
Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 6:37 pm, #178960
No no no. You would scare away to many potential motifam members with all the clown pics
R.S.Jake - June 3, 2010, 6:33 pm, #178958
Aye!
thatonechick - June 3, 2010, 6:32 pm, #178957
I move that since face didn't put himself on the calendar, every day in June is also faceplant day. All in favor? :P
Faceplant31 - June 3, 2010, 6:28 pm, #178956
Thanks chef!


HI PITCHED WHISTLE -


TAGS: faceplant moderator navy
Rating: 3.77/5

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Blackjack - May 19, 2011, 4:13 pm, #218772
"Attention on Deck!" "Moderator Faceplant has the Bridge"... I forget, I haven't been stationed on a ship yet.
Airman - May 18, 2011, 5:45 pm, #218723
my apologies to the Navy folks. I think that's supposed to be 'on' the bridge, not 'to'


BROOKE CRAIN - Pretty Girl, But Will She Stay Pretty If She Keeps Face Planting Like This?




SOCCER - In some countries showing the bottom of you feet to somebody is considered and insult.




Boxers With Heels -


TAGS: casual friday blunder shamed faceplant
Rating: 4.67/5

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Thedge - November 24, 2014, 10:52 am, #258254
Access is paramount, I think not.
mizzdizz - November 23, 2014, 10:26 am, #258204
Hope he stitched the access flap closed! oops! 5 lions on their backs kicking their paws with laughter!


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